We’ve had blogs discussing the whackest punchlines, hottest albums, shit we even have blogs about who’s the PLK. But I don’t really see too many blogs talking about your favorite punchlines. So let’s start this up!
I’ll list a couple off the top of my head:
"Nah, none of your rappers can come off harder; Hydrogen flow, my motor mouth run off water." ~ Big Dreams (Week 51)
"Street lessons I can teach you wussies; I name my pistol Rosie O’Donnell ’cause it will eat you pussies." ~ Big Dreams (Week 51)
"Still I rock videos with ice on; I’ma move numbers soon as I touch the screen like a iphone." ~ Thank God for That White (Week 49)
- Crooked I
"All you niggas do is sit on blocks and jive, about who’s the baddest bitch and if Pac’s alive; Nigga, I’m in a aqua five, with a button that make the roof flip back like pocket knives."
~ Now What
"But – I still pull through the sty; wit handguns, as big as the one Robocop pulled from his thigh; You probably heard about the bullets I buy; and how it look like I’m throwin’ batteries, when the bullets shoot by" ~ Fuck You Too
"I bodied this joint, it’s only the tag; Who wanna be the new single and get ‘thrown in the bag’" ~ Hottest In The Hood Remix
- Fabolous
"Try to follow how every punch line hits, like Chris Brown’s fist in the face of Rihanna." ~ Sickology 101
Fuck it, Chino XL’s entire verse from Sickology 101. There are just too many quotables from that song.
"Don’t try an pick up for them lames around you, you get shots for free, like I fragant fouled you; I’m on the road blowing grade A haze and brown, got niggas running like the KKK’s around." ~ Salute U
"You can’t tame Lloyd, I’m smokin’ by the big screen, changing the channel looks like I’m playin’ a game boy." ~ Victory 2004
"I know the watch botherin’ your vision; but reach and I’ll put a dot on your head like it’s part of your religion." ~ Victory 2004
- Lloyd Banks
"But If I see jewels (Juelz) on a dull lame; I’ma take his face off so he can rep the Skull Gang." ~ Hottest In The Hood Remix
- Joe Budden
I realize I could go all day writing up punchlines, but I want to see what kind of punchlines got you guys shocked when you first heard it.
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Niggaz be tryin to test, but they ‘week’ like seven days – canibus
Faster than F-1 MCLAREN pistons
Fast enough to give your brain an aneurysm
Cuz you niggas is slower than fat bitches metabolism – canibus
“Canibus is the ultimate executioner’s dream. Swinging the guillotine.
’Cuz whenever the head is severed from the human body
With a sharp enough weapon, the brain remains conscious for 10
seconds.
Long enough for me to give you one last message,
And when you get to hell you can tell Lucifer I said it.”
-Canibus [thats a long punchline!]
“im vehically challenged that means the car is retarted”
-fabolous
“Mad hoes, ask beavis, i get nothin Butthead”
-Big L
“I was taught wise, known to extort guys, This aint Cali, this is harlem we do walkbys”
-Big L
“Livin in harmony, coke pharmacy, bulletproof armory, school of hard knocks honory”
-Kool G Rap
“nah, i dont have no homies, homie, thats because, you could be ma dawg til you touch ma money with your paws, grinfin is like sex to me, work is like the best massage, call my wallet nikki, everyday im tryna get minaj”
- Chamillionaire
as u can see im very open with my artists, i show love to everyone.
“Get ya face broke I dunno if they can fix that, might have to ask ’Ye that, I dont play that, I was movin that Van-a-White before Sajack”
-Jadakiss
“I got that piff if u need a gram, it’s light green but it got orange hairs like peter pan”
-Cassidy
“I get Money like a caucasian, the car red so the car cajun stop hatinn”
-wayne
“Niggas be actin harder than they really is, so i sit em in Will-chairs like Jada Picket kids”
“I’ll have you lookin at da-feat like a foot doctor”
-Papoose
-MF DOOM
“i saw your cd in the stor for 99 cent what, blank cds a dolla fifty you make more if you shut the fuck up”~i wish you would
-Chino XL
“i will mop a nigga ass up, do him like a clean up, or we could split him down the middle do his ass like a prenup”~for you
-Royce Da 5’9/Joe Budden
“fuck 22’s ill put you in a wheel chair you’ll be on 38s”
-Chino XL
“and all my internet thugs that wanna kill me with slugs, hey okay okay, dont right click on the trigga nigga put the mouse pad away”~never scared flow
-Chamillionaire
“numbin a bum like its vicodin, so much metal in his spine he could get rich from all the recycolyn”sickology 101
chino xl
if you are what you eat, how come i’m not pussy?”
Joel Ortiz-Micorphone-“yawwa” haha
and
“Used to punch the clock in jail
drove his mama car round’
now he got wat u want for sale?”
Lloyd Banks-Officer Down
IMO current PLK
“Yo, ima put you out ya misery, and after this nigga,
ima put you in a social studies book cause you’re history”
&
“I get enough bread, mad hoes…
ask beavis i get nothing butt-head”
Big L
IMO all time PLK
“I can get big 100,000 up in these jeans, big stacks my pockets on creatine.”
“These niggas so soft they should be rapping in leotards.”
“Imma Monster Everyday Is Halloween Alot Of Syrup, Alot Of Pills, And A Lot Of Weed
And I Keep My Pockets Green Like A Pot Of Peas "
Lil Wayne Upgrade You freestyle, the whole track is full of punchlines.
“I know you niguz like chicks and you’re not gay, but when it comes but when it comes to the mic you suck dick.”
Illecism, an underground cat, yall should check his shit out on youtube.
That’s all Umma give yall right now.
- Andre 3000
It always be haters thats the way it is, hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids
- Kanye West
Just pull ’em to the side
If you wanna ride on the roller coaster
Baby, come on and ride
It go up and down and ‘round and ’round
Stand up or get on the floor
It’s on tonight, I know what you like
I know just how to break you off"
5 Cent da goat!!!!!!!!!!
50 if you saw me mispell your name please dont hate me, please dont hurt me, for i will forever love you, keep doin ya thing baby!!!!!!!
“a lot of talking rumors on us,
whos the hottest to be honest,
hip hop aint been the same since 2Pac moved to cuba on us”
“hand me an 8th,
beat me up and land me in space,
ima sit on top of the world and spit on brandy and mace”
“im cocked locked and loaded,
im ready to go so bad im goin bananas,
my dicks so hard anna nicole could use it to fuckin pole vault with”
“matter a fact dogg, heres a pencil,
go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful,
and dont come back until something dont hit you,
fuck it, you can take the mic home with you”
Jadakiss-
“the best wanksta, internet gangsta, magazine mobster, shit on your whole roster
get ready to say your hail marys and our fathers,
get out your black suits and hard bottoms,
and dont worry i got him,
he aint a problem child, he just a child with a problem”
Jay-Z –
“let me tell you dudes what i do to protect this,
shoot at you actors like movie directors”
“on nellys know im so makavelli bring 2 pack of condoms when you come to the telly”
“we wasnt chasin you, we had a tape in two,
we came thru to do our one, two thing,
it wasnt a rocafella fuck you thing,
if it was on like that i could come thru queens,
with queens niggas, u know how i do,
look, i got more shooters in queens bridge than you,
ready to tie you up on the colosseum roof and open beers bottles off your boys chip tooth”
lil wayne –
" and nah i never been in your house,
but my shit hit so close to home like im fuckin your spouse,
and i might be fuckin your spouse,
when you come home she take my dick off her tongue and put my gun in her mouth"
“unfucking believable lil waynes the president,
fuck em, fuck em, fuck em even if the celebent,
i know the games crazy its more crazy than its ever been,
im married to that crazy bitch, call me kevin federline”
lloyd banks-
“dont talk shit to the stars bro,
i have more niggas leanin on your whip than a car show,
bust you down like a marlboro,
and im excited to see where your knee and your arms go,
you dont wanna know how much this cost, nigga im ballin,
my dick been through every color lip gloss”
MC Life of Phi Life Cypher-
“sword carrier, excalibur, calibur, rhyme ripper,
so intelligent make KRS sound like a booze nigga,
i bruise niggas perferate lungs, rip out tongues,
make it run like im a schizophrenic nun without a gun,
i been to area 51 taught aliens mathematics,
u better beilieve i can teach christopher reeves acrobatics”
to you my lyrics be food,
im one of the dopest rhyming dudes,
i was spitting ryhmes before you travelled down the phillopeum tube
i was born with a soul and grew a big heart, something to prove
such a rhythmic musical youth, i limboed out my mothers womb"
- Crooked I
-50 Cent
windows all tinted, squeeze til i’m all finished
just gimmie 4 minutes
i’ll have him sittin in a hospital stitched and patched,
lookin’ like a authentic
I got 2 options, get her or ignore her
Either way, my whole dayum mission is to extort her
Had a bitch upstate, pitchin like she Porter
No nicks, No dimes, Pitchin by the quarter,
Y’all couldn’t afford her, Cook up in the kitchen
Lookin like she fishin, how she sittin by the water
I got a big gun, I aint gonna say its Shaq size,
but that shit stay cocked like Shaq eyes,
Look I’m a pimp I say sit down bitches,
if them hos stand up, than i Chris Brown bitches
~~ writer!
AND MAD HOES- ASK BEAVIS I GET NUTHIN BUTT-HEAD
BIG L
and stick my dick in your ear, and fuck what you heard
-Rakim (I’ll Bust ’Em, You Punish ’Em)
In the shower’s the only time you get your dick wet.” ~ All Black
- Big L
“Battling me is hazardous to health,
So put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself.” ~ The Symphony Part I
- Big Daddy Kane
“The best is me I got stripes like a referee, and coke comin’ on boats like a refugee;
You should switch flow nigga your shits gold, when I drop I’ma shit more than your shit sold nigga.” ~ The Problem vs. The Hustla
- Cassidy
cassidy
DRAKE……crazy ass line if you hear it and know who kearney thomas is!
Professional, set to blow, any minute now,
Many women smile, like the lights and the action,
And the cameras be callin’,
You niggas gotta login, bitch, you fantasy ballin’.” ~ Water Break interlude
- J. Cole
“Im like a parapelge i don’t know defeat (da feet), or at least have never felt it”- Wale “Fly Away”
“Cause in a street fight i strike men, like light-ning, u see what happened in my last fight friend? aight then”- Big L “7 Minute Freestyle with Jay-Z”
“I pump on the street from the A.M. to the P.M., a nigga want beef imma spray em when i see em, lay him when i see em, AK him when i see em, hop out the bronco and OJ him when i see em, cut a bone out his skin fish fillet him when i see em, then wire his grill Kanye him when i see em, my youngins on they job so i pay em when i see em, turn boys to men Wayna’ em when i see em, cause i be on the grind from the pm to the am, paint pictures with my rhymes u can see em when i say em, my songs like movies u can see em when u play em, but if a nigga want beef when i see him imma spray him, for 6 g’s i can get your whip swiss cheesed, im like a red nosed pit your a mixed breed, bitch please all them dudes in your crew ass, ill get u strangled with the strings on your doo rag”- first verse from Cassidy’s A.M. To P.M.
“I’m headed for hell, id rather be dead or in jail, Bill Clinton hit this, and you better inhale, cause any MC that chooses to go against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinsky”- Eminem “Scary Movies ft. Royce da 5’9”
“Fresh outta jail feeling like Christopher Walken, the king of my city swinging my dick as im walking” Royce da 5’9’’ “Shake This” (idk shit just cracks me up and the King of New York reference is nice)
Theres alot more and better ones out there these are some of the first i thought of that i like
had to take off my shades so my eyes can dilate,
she told me that if im late that she gonna kill me
i guess im gonna die late
-CHAMILLIONAIRE
I Pull out the pistol when i promote PIECE/Peace
-Royce da 59
The flow cold as the shoulder of a gold digger when a broke nigga approaches
-J.Cole
i Stay Strapped
if he think he brave
i squeeze at his knees just to watch him do the stanky leg
-Cassidy
Man there are so much more to name
Everybody say Mr. Rain man
Can we have a rainy day?
Bring a umbrella
Please bring a umbrella
Ella, ella, ella ehhh!”
-Lil Wayne, Got Money.
lol JUST KIDDING YALL.
“Fuck anotha mothafucka, and them other mothafuckas
Cause can’t no mothafucka fuck with a nigga
If you fuck with lil tune,
Ima let my goons just follow yo ass like twitter nigga”
-Lil Wayne, Told Yall
lol I have a feeling I’m gonna get trashed.
Big L
Freestyle ’98 – The Big Picture
You know who to call you better best believe it, the Roc stand tall like you would never believe it,
Now take ya diamonds and throw em’ up like you bulimic, yea the beat cold but the flow is anemic.
-Kanye
Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches, I’m withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches,
I don’t rap to get the women, fuck bitches, gimme a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
-Eminem
(lmao)
It still tickles me, I used to be a strong as ripple be, till Lil Cease crippled me, now I play harder than my girls nipples be, the game sour like a pickle be, yall know the rules, moved from BK to New Jerus.
_Biggie
Im a stay real you better stay safe you seen da AK and duct like gray tape—- Taj he spitz
Fuck a bed I get head in a honda white lil mama look dead on Madona light skin mama look dead on Rihana my lil mama look dead on ya mama
-—Taj heYou ain’t get shot again yet,
so whats your second album about?” ~ Checkmate
“My dimes make fiends go to sleep, so they call ’em bedrocks,
Niggas is like photographers, all they take is head shots.” ~ N.i.g.g.a (Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished)
“Comin’ through the hood in a Aston Vanquish the color of dandruff,
They said we jumped him, I just let the gun snuff him.” ~ Made You Look Remix
“This goes out to all of your mans,
Why put you in the verse when I can put you in a coroner van?” ~ Made You Look Remix
- Jadakiss
“Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter,
And that’s the guy y’all chose to name your company after?” ~ Ether
“Always I’m in some shit, my abdomen is the clip,
The barrel is my dick, uncircumcised,
Pull my skin back and cock me, I bust off when they unlock me.” ~ I Gave You Power
- Nas
“I was the victim of society, it’s ‘Cris the menace,
With mo’ shit out on the streets than evicted tenants.” ~ Made You Look Remix
- Ludacris
“Clocks never stop its all the way to the top,
Trying to freeze time that’s why I iced the face on my watch.” ~ Time
- AZ
“Fuckin punk, you ain’t a leader, what? Nobody followed you,
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you.” ~ 98 Freestyle
“The Tech is my utensil,
Fillin’ niggas with so much lead they can use they dick for a pencil,
I’m known for snatchin’ purses, an bombin’ churches,
I get more pussy by accident than most niggas get on purpose,
I got drug spots from New York to Canada,
‘Cause Big L be fuckin’ with more keys than a Janitor.”
- Big L
- DicedaPlayboy
“If its beef then im blamming off the hammer I squeeze like a orange but the clip is a banna, Im quit to snap like them niggas in atlanta cause I dont give a fuck nigga I aint got no manners..”
- Cassidy
“I was proven effective then clinically tested making sucka mc’s feel mentally molested the minute he fest you see the penalty left wit..”
- Cory gunz
“And I aint worried about you rap niggas cause the only time he hard is when his homeboys snap pictures, he’ll pose play the roles for the cameras but in the streets he low key like the phantom and yay got a cannon but when its beef he the first one to vanish..”
- Young rich
These niggas went hard I thought they did some original lines I aint hear noone else spit before..
“Throw off ya paws, you pussies can’t even scratch me hard
It’s like fucking cats with claws trying to jack me off”- Eminem
“You dealin with a few true villains
Whose stand inside of the booth truth spillin
And spit true feelings, until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths
Now rewind it!”- Eminem
“There’s gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burglar alarm starts rigging”- Biggie
why do fiends love crack? – Tito Lopez
im out to collect figures, im on some Wu-Tang shit
so protect ya fuckin neck nigga – Lord Finesse
snake got smoked on the set like brandon lee
blown out the frame like pan-am flight 103 – GZA
i got a question, as serious as cancer
where the fuckin safe at, somebody better answer – Shyne
they wanna know why im so fly
a girl asked me for a ring, i put one around her whole eye – Big L
i jumped out the lincoln, left em stinkin
put his brains in the streets, now you could see what he was just thinkin – Big L
THATS ALL THERE PUNCHLINES RIGHT THERE
IF IT AINT YOUNG MONEY CASH MONEY U KNOW ITS GONNA BE SOME DICK GOBBLERS ON THE MIC YA DIGGGGGGG
Weezy F. Drizzy Drake, Nicki, Birdman
Best rappers alive
YME 4 LIfe
Ya DIGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I shower the slang simple as ABC’s,
Skip over the D’s and rock the microphone with E’s(ease)
You couldn’t make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers,
But you continue, let’s see what you got,
But don’t front, and never try to be what your not,
Cause you can be quick, jump the candle stick burn your back,
And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still aint Jack.
Joe Budden-Slaughterhouse-
Y’all be making up stories the little kids is buying,
I don everything my pen state like a Nittany Lion-Joell Ortiz
Leave holes in your vest, that’ll open your chest like a sunken treasure,
I’m something like a phenomenon, dropping bombs for fun,
Then dine in hell during Ramadan-Nino Bless
Instrumentals get fucked on the stage, a pedophile
Unless I dig in the grave, and fuck with somethin my age-Crooked
Riding shotgun with Chris Martin my DJ,
Not the whiteboy, but I’m down for the Coldplay-Royce
Crooked I-Cuckoo-
Killing every feature like I’m a drunk plastic surgeon
Certainly dirty pass detergent
Those are some that are come to mind immediately for me…If I wanted to put all my favorites, it would take a while.
“Get yo versace pirahna-ed mangled and left retarted”
Officer Down
Lloyd Banks
Cannibus the type that’ll fight for mics, beatin niggas to death and beatin dead niggas to life.”
cannibus- "4,3,2,1
" I make hit record after hit record and i make chicks get neked like this check it
I jus lick my lips on some LL shit
and then i make em laugh on some David Chapelle shit
And they be on some ‘Lets go to the hotel’ shit
I give em hard dick on some just got outta jail shit"
Cassidy- “Body Bagz”
" I sip champagne and i throw back shots
and smoke pot the color of a apple jacks box
I rap but i sell crack rock
and had the fiends jumpin like the frog the honey smacks box"
Cassidy- “Body Bagz”
Do it for this block
Lloyd Banks
Do it for this Block
Lloyd Banks
“Un-fucking-believeable Lil’ Waynes the President
Fuck ‘em, fuck ’em, fuck ’em, even if they celibate
I know the game is crazy, it’s more crazy than it’s ever been
I’m married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federlin
It’s obvious that he’ll be Cash Money till the death of him
The ground shall break when they bury him, bury him
I know one day they gotta bury him
Better lock my casket tight baby, so I don’t let the devil in
Nigga, it’s just me and my guitar, yea bitch I’m heavy metalin
You can get the fuckin Led Zepplin
Niggas is bitches, bitches, I think they full of oestrogen
And we hold court and take your life for a settlement
Yes, I’m the best! And no, I ain’t positive, I’m definite
I know the game like I’m reffing it
This is The Carter, The Carter 3, the New Testament
And I’m the god and this is what I bless ’em with”
“The only time I will depend is when Im 70 years old
That’s when I can’t hold my shit within, so I shit on myself”
I’m rapping when you sleep, I was rapping when u were in jammies
Mel Gibson flow, Leathal Weapon, Book ’em Danny
Lil Wayne “I’m Me” (He ripped that entire fuckin song)
“You gotta eat or get ate & you look like bait
Don’t you stick one hand over the gate
This dog will treat you niggaz just like steak
Dinner, I’m that nigga, take a break
My fuck up is a perfect mistake, I’m great”
Lil Wayne – “Burn this city”
That’s when I can’t hold my shit within, so I shit on myself
cuz I’m so sick and tired of shittin’ on everybody else.”
forgot the rest of that one
WEEZY IN HIS PRIME ::
My block pumpin and I’m tryin to keep that hoe pumpin
If niggaz snitchin them I let them niggaz hold sumthin
If a nigga owe sumthin need a doctors note from ’em
Or his throat from ‘em
These lil niggaz thinkin they fresh, get whipped out ya clothes youngin
I got it all but I’ll beat you like you stole sumthin
My bitch trippin, she say I treat her like my old woman
I tell the bitch I’m probably better off with no woman
Yea, I get that brand new money
I’m the boss bitch, I’m touchin every dollar thats comin
Stop playin, I kno wat I’m doin
Let me get ’em
I hope his kids not with ‘em
Yall motherfuckers kno me I’m a rider in the side of the south
Got the money in the matress and the guns in the couch
Wat up
Puttin out cockroaches in the ashtray
Its payday till my last day
Yea
Walkin that line with alot on my mind
I get that money, never droppin a dime
I don’t hate, never, not on my time
I’ll put that little red dot on ya mind
Talkin that crime but alot of ‘em lyin
Im caught on the grind, never get off my grind
Ima pimp to these hoes, not a pimp in my mind, nah
And everybody kno I’m sharp when I ride
Hop out that new Ferrari with that little horse on the side yea
Zoom Zoom bitch ride a nigga broom witch
Have a key wet stinkin up your whole room bitch
Now break out the perfume bitch
And niggaz come from out that beach, I’m in that water like a cruise ship
Straight up, tell all my dudes this
1 Pistol, 2 Clips, I aim at lips
Wayne that shit, shit on y’all
Given to you from the Guard
I Am The Guard
_______________________________________________________________
Real talk boy, chill wit the talk boy
That tommy gun’ll tear your neighborhood apart boy
Yeah, leave your feelings in your heart boy
Start with the wrong boy, you end wit a stone boy
Wit your friends, to carry you alone
To a concrete mattress and a fluffy tombstone
Fuck discussion, I ain’t in to it boy
I just get to it, let’s do it, rip through a boy
Big uzi, tissue the boy
I’m inside lookin out, you just an intruder boy
You need sooches on your smooches boy
But, I tried to talk to him, but then a nigga had to hit em uppppppp
Do it for this block
Lloyd Banks
uh uh uh uh yeah
Me and Cass got flows til the beat run out
I told you muthafuckers before we in the house and we standin on the couch
Wit my drink n my 2 step my drink n my 2 step
Three glasses in a row you start to think I was Q-tip
Bartender pour a round I took a few sips
Stumblin fallin down I aint drunk thats my new step
Now why would i listen to bullshit they shovel
When they taste level aint at my waist level
Im fly get on a plane jet lagged already
Im tired the Goyard bags is heavy
Im fire the flow hard as a chevy
I told her me likie she said she like me ha
But when she see me wit a C. L. like Pete Rock she just wanna grab a microphone and beatbox
Even in highschool i was always a special kid
First pack of condoms i asked for extra big
Now i got a flow they sit me right next to big
And all these old rappers don’t know where the exit is
bu bu bu but no buts nigga what nigga, B.A.R.S,
you fired mothafucker Donlad Trumped nigga
I’m Killin these niggas cant front niggas
Now lets drink to that until drunk niggas
Kayne West – “Drink and my 2 step remix”
Bethca Biggie won’t slip
I got the calico with the black talons loaded in the clip
so I can rip through the ligaments
put they bodies in a bad prediciment
where all the foul niggas went
Touch my cheddar, feel my Beretta
Buck with what I had you with
you motherfuckers betta duck
I bring pain, blood stains on what remains
Of his jacket, he had a gun he should’ve packed it
Cocked it, extra clips in my pocket
so I can reload and explode down ya rasshole
I fuck around and get hardcore
C4 to ya door no beef no more
feel the rush scandalous
The more weed smoke I puff the more dangerous
I dont give a fuck about you or your weak crew
What you gonna do when Big Poppa comes for you
I’m not runnin, nigga I bust my gun in
Hold on I hear somebody comin……..
…It’s about to get so obscene in a minute
I seen and live it, I did some things I admit it
Wasn’t proud of it, but I was a child fuck it
Kept a pow tucked in a brown belt
Couldn’t sit down, big gun kept stickin my pelvis
Shit it was either that or be livin wit Elvis
Niggas is jealous, hell is hot, you heard X
Wanted to tell God that I don’t deserve this
Was afraid that he’d tell me I deserve less
My life was nervous, you haven’t heard stress
Til you heard the cries of my mama, me givin her drama
Told her I aint promised tomorrow, gotta live for the day
And before she could say Jay…
I was out the door, pouch full of raw, a outlaw mentality
Men gotta do men things for men salary
Bad Boy, not Puff or Mike Lowery, damn B.I.G. woulda been proud of me
Jay-z’s “Squeeze first”
…Wetness all around me, true, but I’m no island
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back
Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors
They dip as quick as they can
The atmosphere is now ripped
Im so like a Pip, Im glad its night
So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum
When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom
Like a premie out the womb
My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider!
Read some litera – ture on the subject
You sure? Fuck it
3 stacks verse on “int players”
I’m just a picture in a frame
man, I paint word pictures on the canvas of life
but I don’t control the colors
Yo, I’m ten steps ahead of niggas, that shit scary
sometimes I feel ahead of myself
I hear this voice in the back of my mind
like Mac maintain, just grind, dog, better yourself
So what I do?, I take heed and pick up the pace
can’t explain it when I pick up my son & look at my face
I’m like a black rose growin’ in the concrete crack in the pavement
B.Sigel “Nothing like it”
Pretty much that whole song
“When the time’s right, I’ma put this nine right
to the left side of ya head, push ya mind right "
Fabolus “Cant deny it”
to the left side of ya head, push ya mind righ"
they say money talks, well i’m the ventriloquist.
back on my grizzy -lil wayne
When the shots go off cops sayin 50 back at it,
I’m alergic to the feathers on these bird ass niggas,
Front and i’ll put ya brains on that curbed fence nigga,
I ain’t a marksman my spark and i’ll spray shit,
Enough rounds for the Hk i don’t play bitch,
Move like i’m militant back on that gorilla shit,
Moody, disrespectful, i’m ruley but niggas can’t move me,
I squeeze till i run outta ammo, if it’s a problem it’s handled,
I’ll have your people pourin’ out liquor and lightin’ candles,
You fuck around i’ll blow your brains on my new york times,
Run home turn to the sports section and read your mind,
It’s crystal clear you should feel when that gat bust,
First it’s crime scene tape then you end up in that black hurst,
We don’t go to funerals but we’ll go to your wake fam,
View your body all banged up, you made a mistake man.
Eye for an Eye – 50 Cent
Hottest in the Hood
who else…. BANK$
-Ludacris
She tried to pull my fly south, I aint one to bird
-Fabolous
Im about money and pussy im not a banga, always gon be somewhere to put me im like a hanga
-Jadakiss
You should follow me, I’m directing it, other fools break it down, I be dissecting it
-Lil’ Wayne
Im at the top of my paper like im starting a heading
-Lil wayne
Body Bags -Cassidy ft. Corey Gunz
“I was conceived by Gloria Carter and Adaness Revees/ Who made love under the Sycamore tree/ Which makes me/ A more sicker emcee than my momma would claim/”
Need I say the artists?
-llyod bank$
llyod bank$
Oh – you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Look – I’ll burn your fuckin house down, circle around
and hit the hydrant, so you can’t put your burning furniture out
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I’m sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
{*ewwww*} Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up -Eminem
I woke up this morning, I looked in the mirrow, I said mirrow, mirrow, mirrow, who the coldest nikka in Atlanta? The mirrow said don’t ask me anymore stupid questions, Its Gucci, Burrrrr burrrrrrrr. -Gucci Mane.
All I need is 1 mic, All I need is 1 stoof, homie got a nice flow, but Gucci got that white cold, you ain’t getting the right dope u knocking on the wrong door, last nikka tried me lets just call him John Doe. -Gucci Mane
- lil wayne
It’s the president sittin behind the bigger desk/ secratary with bigger
Breast/ handin me bigger checks
— lil wayne
Flow so sick you cough and hurl,
I’m so twisted I walk and swirl,
I’m so lifted I walk on clouds,
Please please please don’t shoot me down,
Fuckin’ right I put it down ,
Buy it white and cook it brown,
This is how great lookin’ sound,
KY run yo hook around.
- Wayne
I slap a Nigga like you,
And tell him Rick James bitch
Witcha Hollywood stories…
-Common
- 50 Cent- Just Fuckin Around
BIG L
Big L
Damn…he was the punchline king for real fuck lloyd banks
Coke so high, it’s got niggas doing stick-ups.” ~ Child Abuse
- Jadakiss
“…feel these words as if they were put in brail,
I did not lose cause I knew that I couldn’t fail,
Now on this track me and Akon are cell mates,
My 16’s so fly I call them jail bait.” ~ Dream Big
- Crooked I
“When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I’m a piece of shit, it ain’t hard to fuckin’ tell
It don’t make sense, goin’ to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin’ all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin’ with the goodie-goodies loungin’ in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice”
-Biggie Smalls
“I’ll hit your vertebrae, bullets rip through tissues
Your wife on the futon huggin’ the shih tzu
Homey you a bitch, you got feminine ways
Heard you got four lips and bleed for seven days
I got fo’ fifths and bananas on the case
And got more whips than a runaway slave
Me and Yayo go back like some high top fades”
“2 niggaz in the front, 2 niggaz in the back
Thats 4 niggaz ridin’ strapped in grandpa’s Cadillac”
“Now these pussy niggas putting money on my head
Go on and get your refund motherfucker, I ain’t dead
I’m the diamond in the dirt, that ain’t been found
I’m the underground king and I ain’t been crowned
When I rhyme, something special happen every time
I’m the greatest, something like Ali in his prime”
-50 Cent
“i take 3 Ls to the head…love, live, life and then im dead”
“is there a heaven for G’s and soldiers, i cant go to hell cause i’d take over”
“if i aint good lookin you can bet my bitch is”
“i got these hataz like when he gon stop? maybe a minute after never start ya clocks”
“Hit em wit tha glock
Put em in a coma
Now what tha boy got?
uhhhh….
Glaucoma!”
-Lil wayne(He has billions of punchlines)
“The odds are stacked against us like a casino
Think about it, most of the army is black and latino
And if you can’t acknowledge the reality of my words
You just another stupid mother fucker out on the curb
Trying to escape from the ghetto with your ignorant ways
But you can’t read history at an illiterate stage
And you can’t raise a family on minimum wage
Why the fuck you think most of us are locked in a cage”-Immortal Technique
“I’ll even slap ya 5 afta i cut ya thumb off”-Saigon
u lookin for devine an a little intervention/ and dem birds dont fly witout my permission/ im prolly in the sky, flyin wit the fishes/ or maybe in the ocean swimmin wit the pigeons/ see my world is different, like dwayne wayne/ and if u want trouble bitch i want the same thang
weezy
No rubber wrap it up in aluminum foil
They tell me I’m buggin got rappers heads in the oven
Screamin jerzy and I’m usin this for stuffin in my turkey
Bumpin red jam, with a prositutes leg in the air jerkin me off
Now that’s what I call a handstand
Body parts in the freezer, what you use for a fever
Multiply four million, how I’m feelin for my leisure
I’m’a CUCKOOOOOOOO! I don’t need a hook for this one
I’m weird I’m into voodoo, you know how dude do,
Towel on the bed, fuck while she bloody and call it soo woo
Millionaire sayin lend me a thou when the semi is out,
Dumpin a bed for sittin indian style, check it
I’m on fire try and make the devil proud of me
Sleepin in gasoline incase a nigga got it out for me
Hang my baby mother off a 30 foot balcony
Then look over the body like bitch shouldn’t have doubted me
I’m CUCKOOOOOOOOOOOO! I don’t need a hook for this one
-Joe Budden
the same kind that aim nines, with sane concience/
and then we get rid of the rock like dwayne johnson/
money on my mind, thats why im twice on my grind/
im nice cuz i rhyme like its my life on that line/
the second im provoked, i snap, to a point that aint controllable/
and its either war, or another quotable/
dont let me get a hold of you dudes, i murder you on camera/
get kellys lawyer and get a mole removed/
i prolly shouldntve said, fuck yall, on the record, off the record/
if im on the record, ima off the record/
i need a push when im tired of rhyming/
go head and diss me, cuz me and george bush got alot in commom/
we both got no sense, we love to go to war/
and we stay looking for weapons of mass destruction/
this industry is hillary clinton, literally listen/
you aint got no choice now, roll with a nigga/
if you twisted enough to picture a devil mixed with an angel thats sick/
drunk inside a range rove, thats this/
wish i could stick every rapper in this bitch/
in the building let em cypher while i fly a plane through that bitch/
cuz i hate yall, i drop pole and hit the eight ball/
if i want you on my album, ill pull out the K and make yall/
case yall wanna share my light/
ima tell it like it is fuck it, its my jeremiah wright(right)
ima mufuckin problem, i dont care if yall dont like/
times three nikka, im me nikka/
one of the BEST in Detroit
one of the BEST in Detroit
ND TKE MY LIFE PLE@SE Y@LL BITCHSS NIGGS WONT SHOOT DICE BUT BY CH@NCE IF I C@TCH SOMETHING OUTT@ THE HE@TER M@KE SURE I M@KE THE COVER OF THE NEW DON DIV@…DON DNIGG@ UM H@RD
S NILS LIKE N@S S@ID NIGG@ ITINT HRD TO TELL I SPIT FIRE I WROTE THESE B@RS IN HELL I GOT TH@T FISHSC@LE FLOW FRESH OFF THE SC@LE…BUCKYTHE G@ME IS STICKY BUT I C@N SEE IT CLE@R REMIND ME OF SCOTCH T@PE…STYLES P
I DONT POP IN THE
IR I HOLD IT DOWN LIKE TONY ON TOP OF THE STIRS…L@RGE @MOUNTSYOU BETTER FLEE POPS OR GET Y@ HE@D BLOWN 3 BLOCKS L KEEP R@PPERS HE@RTS PUMPIN LIKE REEBOK…BIG L
YO I GOT SLUGZ 4 SNITCHES NO LOVE 4 BITCHES PUTTIN THUGZ IN DITCHES WHEN MY TRIGGER FINGER ITCHES…BIG L
WE USED TO FIGHT FOR BUILDING BLOCKZ NOW WE FIGHT FOR BLOCKZ WIT BUILDINGS TH@T M@KE @ KILLIN…J@Y-Z
THINKIN B@CK WHEN WE FIRST LE@RNED TO USE RUBBERS HE NEVER LE@RNED SO IN TURN UM KIDN@PPIN HIS B@BYS MOTHER…J@Y-Z
Sucking So Much There Billy Mays Next Product – Me Haa haa
hate on em if u wanna, nigga got lines if u listen tho. He aint my favorite but I knew every one else wanna run to the typical go 2 guys for punchlines.
- Bizzle